Definitions by mgooch

hamburger helper 

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

hamburger helper by mgooch July 7, 2011

tight butthole 

when something is just perfect

Let's make this night a tight butthole

tight butthole by mgooch July 7, 2011