HPGS

Abbreviation for "high pitched girlish scream."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just heard Brian might ask you to formal."

Girl 2: "Are you kidding me? HPGS!"

by rockinrachael August 14, 2011

HPHM

Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery. A mobile game played by the Harry Potter fandom. This game follows your character and their journey with the cursed vaults of Hogwarts. (this definition was made by @em_ravenclaw on Instagram)

"Hey Jan, did you see the new chapter of HPHM that was released today?

by em_ravenclaw May 7, 2019

HPAPE

Human Persons Against Plant Eaters
An organization founded mainly to target vegetarians.

Sammey is a vegetarian?? Let’s get HPAPE to exterminate her!

by NotAuthorizedToDisclose June 5, 2019

HPHP

Hurt people, hurt people

It’s ok he’s a ass, I know he’s hurting and HPHP

by LuckyJada December 28, 2020

Hpwk

Hate People with kindness

- Sometimes its Hard to TPWK
- Yes, so lets HPWK

by IHAEADC January 22, 2021

HPJ

Hyperthermic Bartholin's Secretions (also known as "hot pussy juice").

A condition wherein vaginal secretions rise to a dangerously high temperature as a result of excessive stimulation. Caution should be taken, especially during oral copulation which may result in dermal trauma about the cunnilinguist's chin or midface.

Abe was performing oral on me and got me so worked up that I showered him with HPJ and he ended up with burns on his chin worse than those you would get from the ejected contents of a boiling-hot pizza roll.

by MaryTodd1818 October 28, 2021

HPBM

High Powered Business Meetings. The most powerful of all business meetings with a 70s slant.

You can tell Sheila's got a HPBM today, she's wearing her extra large shoulder pads.

by Namni Nomis November 3, 2023