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harnett county

A small urban county, where they have terrible sports and horrible cops, potheads, incest, and worried about whose better trump or biliary
His edumacation must be from harnett county
by Bigboy77 December 16, 2017
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Jack Horner-ed

The popular children's rhyme reads:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.

The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.
by AV13 April 20, 2013
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Fire hornrt angel

Your crush or girl/boyfrirnd
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 20, 2019
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covid horney

Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.
Crissy, I know your my cousin but I'm so Covid horney.... fuck it, let's do this.
by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020
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horseteeth

big freakin horseteeth
she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth
by whorelick October 23, 2007
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great hornytoads

1. Perhaps the most offensive exclamation in the human language.
2. Magnificent sexually excited amphibians
1. I shouted "great hornytoads" at a grocery store and got all these weird looks from people. Apparently they were pretty offended.
2. I don't want to go in that swamp, it's filled with great hornytoads.
by babaloulou December 1, 2003
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Hornets Drumsticks

Relatively new brand of drumsticks. Created by Robert Wilhelm and Kingfield Wood Products, former manufacturer of Vic Firth drumsticks.

These sticks feature an ergonomic contoured handle and rubber "O-Rigs" to help relieve forearm pressure and reduce shock to the wrist. Made from first quality American hickory and hard rock maple, Hornets drumsticks fit comfortably in the hand to function as a
natural extension of the drummer’s arm.

They are also available with Black, Blue, Green, Natural, Orange, or Red handles and their signature "Hornet" colored butt. Stick sizes range from 7A to marching size.
These new Hornets Drumsticks are sick. Go check them out at hornetsdrumsticks.com!
by dvizzle January 11, 2009
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