Australian Death Grab

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.

I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.

by UCLAcrewDude February 29, 2004

Oct 19 national grab dick day

Every girl has the pass of grabbing anyone’s dick

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by Joshua_Bandzz October 16, 2019

grabfest

when 4 or more guys try to grind or dance with 1 girl at the same time.

"haha look at that grabfest on the dance floor"

by markymark23 January 6, 2009

grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

by khoaiister August 16, 2009

Grablovich

A name to give to someone molesty, so that you can talk about them safely. Can be used as a name, in place of, "that old guy with the sweaty arms and disproportionate head to body ratio, who happens to be eating a grilled cheese and has black crap dripping out of his ears."

Person A: Did you hear about, uh, Mr. "Grablovich" over there gettin' nasty with little Billy?
Person B: No way!

by QuiteFancy September 3, 2014

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016