Glory

Pronunciation: 'glor-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural glories
Etymology: Elon University; Middle English glorie, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin gloria

1 a : Natural Light, Milwaukee's Best Light (Beast), or Pabst Blue Ribbon. Cheap, cold, and plentiful.

2 a : praise, honor, or distinction extended by common man to alcoholic beverages, especially Natural Light : RENOWN b : worshipful praise, honor, and thanksgiving <giving glory to the thirsty>

"Mike you look thirsty, let's go have the glory."

(Walking into a liquor store with hands raised in the air in udder awe of the awesomeness surrounding) "Glory!!"

Usage: Having the Glory.

by wzkwzk May 24, 2007

ooey gooey

1. The mixture of cornstarch and water that seems to be half solid and half liquid.
Often times, food coloring (especially green) is added to make it more interesting.

2. Any substance that makes you think "Oh, gross!" and at the same time "Cooool! It's all goooooey!"

3. slime, Gloop, ooze, gooze, cornstarch and water, goopy, gloopy.

1.
a) Let's make some ooey gooey!
b) In first grade, our teacher had us mix cornstarch and water to make ooey gooey... I don't remember what the experiement was all about, but it sure was fun to mess with.

2.
a) Dude! It's, like, all ooey gooey! Come feel it!
b) I think I added too much water in this cake mix, because it's all ooey gooey.

by lnglng October 6, 2006

Glory Beer

The beer or beers that is first opened the morning after drinking. Most likely during a hang over to cure such hang over. Or to keep drunk from the night before.

Jeremy reached over from his bed, hung over from the night before, to grab a beer to cure his hang over.

Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.

by rpcob April 24, 2010

Goofy Juice

1. Liquid medication that was once used to treat psychiatric patients before the discovery of modern day neurology and psychology, it often rendered the patient to a vegetable like state.

2. Any alcoholic beverage from Shiner Bock, Stolichnaya to lean and drank.

Gabe: Man psychology has come a long way.
Zach: yeah dawg, if you even had the slightest presence of psychological abnormality a century ago, they’d just give you goofy juice and lock you in a room.

Zach: Man, Rob sure is high on that goofy juice.
Gabe: yeah man

by ZachAttack94 September 30, 2018

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Glory Wipe

The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.

"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"

by Messiah of Fromage January 27, 2009

edge of glory

moment of death. originated from Lady Gaga's song "The Edge Of Glory" dedicated to her grandpa after his death and featuring Clarence Clemons who died with the release of the video.

I hear Jason's grandpa is on the edge of glory.
that's sad man. he was cool

by itsAllTheSame June 20, 2011