Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.

Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.

Tote Git by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

Boy If You Don't Git by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015

Randy Scouse Git 

A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

Randy Scouse Git by Christine May 3, 2006

lazy git 

A lazy git is generally a guy who likes to sit on his sorry ass all day and watch the match while eating bags of chips. He most probably called in sick at work (if he's not been fired

He'll never bother to shower or help out around the house and his wife's probably pissed that he's a good-for-nothing..........lazy git

Get off your ass and go find a job you lazy git

lazy git by Rebel 45 February 4, 2008

Flash Git

A contemptible person who is will never buy the cheapest anything that he can display on his person. They are usually a show off, this person will have the best clothes, car, phone, fragrance etc that they will think makes them look impressive at all times. They will usually sacrifice eating good foods in the pursuit of being flash. Their family could also go without sometimes.

"Did you hear about Steve in the mail room just bought a brand new Merc"

"Flash git!"

Flash Git by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack November 9, 2011

Dopey Git 

a loveable yet completely clueless person, who will perform or say the most silliest things, and yet believe that what they did was normal.. Dopey git is not an insult, yet more of a nickname.

Brooke: i find male transvestites really attractive.
Nathan: God you're a dopey git !

Dopey Git by dopeygit September 6, 2011