turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

by DocP May 15, 2006

Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

gobble my webbles

A phrase popularized by the rapper Tech N9ne to essentially say, "suck on my balls".

"Gobble my webbles for a good time."

by BusyBee June 23, 2009

Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.

Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.

by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009

Giblets

The red sac that hangs from the neck of a chicken or turkey. Can be used to describe someone's double chin.

I like my turkey's giblets but mine are flabby.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003