amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

deploy some troops

another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.

I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.

by DocP October 20, 2006

nuggets

another slang term for defacation. Can be used to describe both animal and human events.

Dude, I gotta go drop some nuggets.
Ok Fido, it's time to drop some nuggets. Be a good boy.

by DocP October 21, 2006

turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

by DocP May 15, 2006

bombing mission

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in an air force/military setting. See amphibious assault and deploy some troops.

General, sir, may I have permission to conduct a bombing mission?

by DocP October 21, 2006