gaylordsville

basically, the shit... don't be fooled by all the cows and cornfields... gaylordsville is a nonstop party, fool.

yesterday, i went cowtipping in gaylordsville.
sweet life, dude.

by gaylordsville focker November 6, 2007

Optimus Gaylord

The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.

Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.

by Optimus Gaylord December 25, 2007

Gaylorde

A gay man who isn't scared to admit that he is gay (i.e. 'Captain Holt' from Brooklyn 99)

This morning a man who happened to be sitting at the same dining table as me said: 'look over here, handsome. I'm gay and I wanna fuck you even though we're both men. What a Gaylorde!

by Bloody Butt Crack April 28, 2017

Gaylords

An ICONIC groupchat full of illiterate hoes on twitter who talk about sucking dick, bts and one direction.

“Hey have you heard about that ICONIC groupchat named gaylords on twitter?”

“Oh yeah, that illiterate groupchat who is obsessed with sucking dick”

by homodicktp September 5, 2018

gayloom

N. One who exhibits gay tendancies without being aware of it. Can also be used to cause maximum (or ultimate) disparagement.
V. Gaylooming - the practice of displaying gay tendancies without awareness

"dude, check out that guy with the hamster! He's a total gayloom!"

"Why aren't you at Dave's?"
"He's gaylooming at the moment"

by Origin Maeker November 10, 2006

gayvories

The metaphorical ovaries found in every gay male.

My gayvories exploded when I saw Magic Mike.

by Csg8 February 15, 2015

Gayhorn

Description of a male who is unable to get it up and satisfy his partner after an evening of heavy drinking

Yo, danial suffered with gayhorn last night. She had to pleasure herself

by Havince September 7, 2020