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filthy fernandez

FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.
"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
by freekyfactz May 13, 2010
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Fernando

A tall guy with most likely black hair. He thinks he’s a cool guy but the only reason he only has about five friends is because he’s a douche. He cares about the few friends he does have and would do a lot for them, but not everything. Often makes a girl fall for him without even trying, and when he isn’t interested, He pushes them away. Although he will spread rumours when he gets rejected himself. He’s probably the most bipolar person you will meet, he can’t decide what he wants.

He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
This guy won’t decide whether he’s my friend or he hates me.
“Oh you must be talking to a Fernando”
by Paxon222 May 26, 2018
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Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.
by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018
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Fernando

Hella gay ass kid that plays Soccer, has a Mohawk, and goes to the middle school bathroom Stalls and blows a kid with the letter I in the begging of a guys name! Did we mention he looks like a monkey?
-Omg is fernando blowing Isaac in the middle school bathroom again?
~yep
by SMELLYASS March 6, 2018
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Ferman

A hippy. Used to describe beatniks that do not live in New York City's Greenwich Village or San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district. Usually

A person that talks a lot about people and their relationships.

Usually a derogatory term like dirty hippy.
Jerry looks like a Ferman with all those flowers in his hair.

Amy only likes that Ferman because he won't stop talking about world peace.
by Prof. Christen Harem March 25, 2010
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Fernando

That guy is a Fernando
by Sebastard71420 June 18, 2019
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Fernand Nault

one of the most valued choreographer of this time, he made a Nutcracker ballet in matter of three weeks , and is the only choreoographer who made another version than the one from Balanchine.
is that old man Fernand Nault of what?
by diableincarne December 29, 2003
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