Yellow Fever

Slang term, used to mock non-asian people who are attracted to asian people. Usually of eastern descent - Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.

Signs that someone/you has/have yellow fever include:

1) Obsession over a person of asian descent.
2) A fascination with asian stuff, e.g. Japanese things, Anime, Chinese history, Asian languages, Her parent's takeaway...
3) Acting like a prat around asian people, because you've gone into mental meltdown.

Protip: Make use of the name 'Poon' for awesome puns.

1)Yellow fever sufferer: 'Ohmygod, that *asian person* is so damn cute, I have to ask her out. I feel so lonely without her...she can make me complete <3'

Concerned friend: 'Dude, you don't know her. Why the HELL are you so obsessed with her? Please, you're scaring me.'

2) Yellow fever sufferer: 'Ohmagawd, she/he is so kawaiii!!!!1 I want to glomp him! Do u think she/he'll be impressed by mai awsum japanese/mandarin/cantonese vocab? Huh?'

3) Yellow fever sufferer: 'Oh, hi, how are you today? I just thought I'd come up and study with you here...in the library...yeah...you know, I like hong kong. I hear your family is from hong kong. Oooh, can you speak canto? Can I hear you speak canto? You do know, your hair is lovely, it's so black and nice, and your eyes too, they are lovely, so exotic and...beautiful...what? No, don't be silly, I don't fancy you, do you think I'm obsessed with azns or summat? Huh? LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!'

by Fantonater May 19, 2007

Green Fever

An attraction to someone of Irish race or nationality. Similar to Yellow Fever.

Man, I think I got a touch of green fever from that Irish girl I met at the pub.

by sturmj December 11, 2009

Feeker

A female-seeking male. Usually ignoring other males in order to gain the attention of the female. A Feeker will seek to dominate other males in a group to try to captivate a female.

A Feeker has joined the channel to unconsciously e-date.
"Wow, that dude just came in here to talk to the girls, what a Feeker"
"Oh look! A Feeker just came by"

by jayscia September 1, 2018

Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

Morrong Fever

Name given to a very rare disease state where the body doesn't respond to any treatment and doctor's are dumbfounded not knowing what is wrong with the person afflicted.

Morrong Fever was first discovered by a respiratory therapist in Ft. Lauderdale Florida. Although discovered in Florida, Morrong Fever may be developed in any country, contrary to popular belief, Morrong Fever can occur in any climate.

Person eats a morrong fish and develops morrong fever. The unfortunate individual dies of Morrong Fever at a local hospital. Mosquitos, pigeons, certain reptiles, rodents, and certain species of reef fish.

by HanSoloRRT April 14, 2008

matzah fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

by thaHNIC December 9, 2008

Clog fever

Inability, usually predominant in the black and latino community, to find a blonde with blue eyes unnatractive, no matter how butterface (or just plain fug in extreme cases) they may be.

DeShawn caught clog fever when he went to Michigan, that ho that he be tappin ain't even got no grill, brotha!

by Kimkom April 11, 2010