Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

Fibbernacci sequence

Da series of various levels on a polygraph chart dat purportedly indicates whether or not a person is telling da truth.

Everyone knows dat lie-detectors are a lotta unreliable hokum, so da random "Fibbernacci sequence" printouts are not admissible in court.

by QuacksO February 13, 2022

flabbergasted

a word to describe pretty people

“omg you look soooo flabbergasted today!!!slay😂”

by Arianagrandemother1 March 10, 2022

Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Just so shocked and confused

Johnny was flabbergasted of the racist thing he just said

by Colin Ogle May 2, 2022

Flabbergasted

When you OUTSTANDED by something AMAZING!!

Max: im totaly Flabbergasted about the party

Tom:big word.. Flabbergasted...

by TroollE15387 May 2, 2022