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Floater

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.
"Did you guys see that floater?!?"
by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022
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float like a bee, sting like a butterfly

what you thought was the famous quote but since you are an idiot you got the things mixed up
A friend told me to float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.
by ur mothers sons daughter grand November 6, 2022
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Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.
I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check
by JenLou88 April 30, 2023
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French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater
Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!
by Jcmacs May 24, 2011
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Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)
I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.
by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011
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Un-float

to make a ship sink with the use of ping pong balls
Bruh, ima' bout to make dis bitch Un-float
by Mah Pseud0nom September 8, 2016
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Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out
My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.
by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018
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