dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.

Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back

by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017

Drag boobs

A pair of large natural breasts that strangely reveals no cleavage above a standard neckline. So named for their resemblance to the false breasts warn by female impersonators (Drag Queens).

Stacy: Whoa, what is Tiffany stuffing her bra with these days?
Aaron: No, those are natural. Tiffany's got drag boobs.
Stacy: Ohhh. Wait, how do you know?

by Domina DeVil September 20, 2012

Swag Drag

Someone so uncool they bring everyone else down with them

Nick Foles is a swag drag for the Philadelphia Eagels.

by swagdrag_1 December 31, 2017

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

infield drag

Finger banging a girl upside down with your knuckles up, also spreading your fingers like you are throwing a forkball which the obvious next step would be to spit in the vaginal canal

I was fingering this girl and decided to go knuckles up and do the infield drag

by angry in bed June 7, 2011