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Ding

Sound effect commonly used in the place of, or to accompany, the word bellend.
Frequently presented with a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.
Person1: *points at a foolish looking person* errr, bellend.

Person2: *gestures* ding ding.
by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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Ding King

A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.

You're the King of all Dingland man.
by Arturo Vanostren September 15, 2006
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ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.
That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!
by neosmurfay February 11, 2005
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ding dang

No shit?

Ubelievable.
"Ding dang, I knew he was hitting that badonkadonk!"
by Theron3 March 15, 2003
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Ding Dong

by toast7 June 12, 2010
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ding-dang

Used when you see a hot girl and you don't want her to know that you and your buddy are talking about her being hot.
The first guy that sees her will say "Ding-Dang" and if his buddy agrees that she is hot he will say "Ringy-Dingy"

If the friend disagrees he can use the antonyms of blockermore or butterface.
Heh check out this girl walking towards us, Ding-dang!
by this guys April 28, 2006
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