deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

deez nuts by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

deez nuts

the best game in the world

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!

deez nuts by Benjamin Daniels February 8, 2008

deez nuts for president 

A candidate who have high doubts being called of "deez nuts" every time when he swing around the hood in his black limo.

Guy 1: Deez nuts for president!
Guy 2: Donald trump for president!

deez nuts for president by penistone January 12, 2016

deez nuts

Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG

Person A speaks to person B

A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!

deez nuts by FallenAngel November 11, 2003

Deez Nuts

A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.

Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you

Deez Nuts by Ghetto_GoatSquxd April 19, 2015

Deez Nizutz 

something that should be teabagged regularly

Dez Nizutz in your mother fuckin mouth BE OTCH!!!

Deez Nizutz by TG OOOm December 3, 2003

deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

deez nuts by John Lawrence December 28, 2005