Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008

craptacular

something that would be really spectacular if you actually gave a crap about it.

My aunt Flo's collection of cow nuts is really craptacular.

by Peter Velez December 28, 2005

crapdance

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

by yukyuk April 16, 2009

Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture

"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Craptastic

Downright and complete trash commonly known as country music.

Country music is craptastic.

by Wallsbury September 16, 2008

craptacular

when something isn't going your way and you need a word to express sarcasm.

-How was your day?
-Oh just craptacular.

by rachael March 27, 2004

craptacular

A) adj. when someone does something that is so stupid in a videogame it's hilarious

Haha, that was CRAPTACULAR noob!!!

by Arrow January 8, 2005