Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

"Would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

Date: "Say something romantic."

You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

Date: "That sounds so romantic."

by [e-mail] December 13, 2009

Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.

Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.

by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005

Couples

To have sex with someone; Sexual intercourse

Used in the musical Spring Awakening.

Moritz: "One question, Melchie. How can you understand what a woman feels when she... you know... couples with a man?"

by Julia Gibbs December 23, 2010

coucher

It's the guy or chick that gets so bombed after a party he or she sleeps on your couch and when you wake up, that person's still there even though you didnt ask them to stay.

Last party I went to, they had a coucher and when I woek up, he stole some soda.

by DarkNova November 28, 2001

Coupletwothree

adj : more than one in number, but less than four; a couple; two, three.

"Me an' Mr. B're gonna go smoke a COUPLETWOTHREE doobies during the break for all our homies who ain't around no mo'."

"Mr. Belt and I taught Wifey a COUPLETWOTHREE lessons for talking back that she won't soon forget."

by codan the barbarian April 14, 2005

couglet

A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.

Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...

Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard

by salaam_dune October 7, 2008

Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.

"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"

by gdolezal February 16, 2009