Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Cop a titty

When you're trying feel a hot girls titty

"hey girl, you looking fine af today, can I cop a titty?"

by ewjsbdbejdej June 12, 2017

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

cop a feel

Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.

While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."

by teaser January 2, 2006

Cop Z's

To get some sleep.
To take a nap.

Quote from TV series Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "G, I'm gonna take Lady Penelope out to the Opera, Cop a few Z's ( Cop Z's ), and show Uncle Phil that im responsible. This weekend, I'm with Ziggy."

When one is sleeping, in text it is shown as "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ". It Indicates snoring. There for to Cop Z's means to obtain sleep.

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 16, 2006

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004