Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

Cockton

A cockton is the total ejactulate measured in fluid dick ounces. A cockton is 6.125 skeetloads. One skeetload is ~3.7 ML

"Yo, u heard bout lil heffe?"
"Yeah, he came a whole cockton"

by KingSkeetCake May 29, 2016

Cockthlete

Someone who thinks they are a master athlete and can excel in any game because they are good at one sport.

Bryan tried to play basketball with us yesterday and acted like he was the mvp.

Bryan the swimmer?

Yea, what a cockthlete

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

chookting

an inordinately cute and cuddly thing, often a furry baby animal or baby anything.

What a little chookting!

by hemmatime December 6, 2016

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Cocktagon

The octagon of urinals at the Red Lion

“I’ll get the next round, but I gotta stop by the cocktagon first.”

by BarCrawlBarry January 24, 2022

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022