Cockthlete 

Someone who thinks they are a master athlete and can excel in any game because they are good at one sport.

Bryan tried to play basketball with us yesterday and acted like he was the mvp.

Bryan the swimmer?

Yea, what a cockthlete

Cockthlete by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

cockthievery 

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

cockthievery by lo42894 April 4, 2011

Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.

Cocktaeteris by gregben September 17, 2022

Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.

Cocktaëteris by gregben September 30, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019