Corona Cut

1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.

2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.

Person 1: What do you think of my Corona Cut?

Person 2: That shit looks fucking terrible my dude.

by FuccboiFred April 4, 2020

Corona Devi

The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.

Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.

by Covido May 27, 2021

conroe

I don't have much to add except to say that, being from Conroe myself, the other definitions are pretty much right on. Oh - and it's also called "Dirty Roe" - because for some reason, Conroists (those who practice living in Conroe) like to brag about being dirty. It's a weird town man. A real weird town. It also has a blackhole-esque pull to it - meaning that if you don't get out immediately after highschool - you never get out at all. Those who do go back to visit have anxiety attacks immediately upon entering. And it kind of has it's own college.

Apparently I did have a lot to add.

Don't go there.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Conroe, Texas."
"Where's that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Caitlin Stevens February 2, 2007

Congonians

alumni of Congo/Congressional

I saw so many Congonians at the reuinion.

by Denny and Julie May 27, 2004

Corona

Mexican Chiuiaua Piss.

Feed a Chiuiaua A Bud Lite, it pisses out Corona.

by K-Dawg! February 18, 2008

conroy

Egomaniac; Narcissistic person; someone suffering from delusions of power and grandeur due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Did you see that ugly, drunken conroy primping in the mirror? He thinks he is Donald Trump, when in reality he's just a poor working slob.

by coult45 November 25, 2006

Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020