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Cannon Falls

A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"

"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009
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Conlon

A person who is 1. Very Irish 2. Gets Drunk pretty much everyday 3. Is a bro 4. and Loves Lacrosse

These people tend to be very awesome, almost a rare find.
Guy 1: Dude look at that Conlon!
Guy 2: Dude he has an awesome polo!
Guy 3: And hes chugging mad beers, on a tuesday?!?

Conlon: Care to lax bros?
by BlankSynergy June 28, 2010
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Bologna Cannon

synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.
I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.
by MJCam March 22, 2009
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vagina cannon

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon
by plee November 11, 2008
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cannonballized

When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.
Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."
by Namenlosen June 14, 2017
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Connor

A boy that is funny and doesnโ€™t care what you think of him and is cute with brownish blonde hair. That has blue eyes, is dreamy. Quite when you meet him but, when you get to know him he is funny, and talkative. Smart but very athletic and fun to play with and can be the best boy friend ever.
Connor has very beautiful eyes
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Connor

An amazing person. He's cute and funny and all around incredible.
He is loved by me, and is object of desire and lust of all other girls.
Girl1: Who's that guy? He's cute.
Me: That's my boyfriend. Connor.
Girl1: Lucky bitch. *walks away*
by oh she's so cool May 1, 2009
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