CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

Condunt

A Condescending Cunt, otherwise known as a bitch, will willingly talk down to you in a cunt-ish way. Can be your mother, sister, girlfriend, or hipster neighbor down the block who thinks she's all that in her skinny jeans and high sock bun.

Did you hear the way that condunt was talking to me?

by Glorygirl June 15, 2013

Condanite

A group of female followers. Females who follow a male stud. They are like groupies following a rock star.

The Condanites love to follow the Danaconda (male stud) around and do whatever he asks.

by BringingLaughs February 14, 2019

confanger

to be sarcastic to someone, then they are sarcastic back, but you think they are serious

"hey nice ass"
"you think so?"
"NO! i wasn't serious"
"yo neither was I...CONFANGER"

by Amanda September 2, 2003

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Conmany

A company who uses money from the government, cuz they're stupid, to give its executives nice bonuses.

AIG is such a fcking conmany!

by Johnny F. Politics March 27, 2009

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009