Clam Hunting Clothes

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number

Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.

by amilkynug December 16, 2011

Cloth Sex

When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.

"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"

"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.

by jakldfjdslkfjfkjdkaljflkdjflkjd November 10, 2006

Sex Clothes

The clothes people wear, generally older, when they are about to have sex.

Ron: "Ugh, I think my parents are having sex."

Mike: " Ha ha, did they have their sex clothes on?"

by The Jerk 101 April 19, 2010

cloth cock

Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.

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by aoken March 5, 2014

Clothes

Fashion

I like your clothes

by RedDreams September 5, 2019

Clothes peg

Squeeze her head and her legs open. Often passed from friend to friend. Thinks shes hot but shes just easy trash.

She slept with everyone at the office, shes a clothes peg.

by Bossbih June 10, 2019

Freshener clothes

When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.

Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.

by LEOGEO November 10, 2009