cigarette

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sometimes its a cock.
Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

by Phish Head November 24, 2006

Greek Cigar

Banging somebody in the arse and then having them suck your cock.

I offered this guy a greek cigar so he bit the end off and lit it. It hurt like all shit.

by Gyros October 2, 2006

Cigars on Ice

To perform oral sex on a male with ice.

Cigars on ice Cigars on ice.

Eat the cake, on Ice would be the same, but for a female.

by MilkyWayHo January 1, 2014

Cigar Cutter

An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out.

The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter.

by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005

meat cigar

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

by wantsome August 12, 2004

cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009

rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

by gnarts December 14, 2008