choad

A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.

A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.

by Deibiddo May 27, 2006

Choad

a small but fat penis, most often found in fat people.

kayla:did you sleep with david
Tori: hell no he has a Choad!

by syn date rap April 1, 2008

Choadface

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.

Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!

by Braze13 April 24, 2010

Chipa

An East African that is hot and sexy in an elegant way.

He's such a Chipa

by silverchips August 22, 2011

choad

pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton

derek cummings sfdahk

by halo2 May 10, 2005

bain choad

Hindi for sister fucker

Ravi Lacchman

by fucker October 22, 2003

face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008