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Caedere'd

To be subjected to dragon porn against one's will.
I'd stop posting crap like that if I were you, lest you get Caedere'd.
by YiffyRaptor May 17, 2004
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Carden

Cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. Any girl in the Carden family is one everyone loves but is prone to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. Despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal cocktease for sure.

Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.

Generally lovely people.
I know everything LOL jk I'm not a Carden
by eldnih101010 November 3, 2010
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Jimmy Carter

Obama is a carbon copy of Jimmy Carter.
by wjc April 11, 2008
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nick carter

A hot, sexy, blonde boy in the backstreet boys. He is loved by millions of girls...like me...lol. He was born to sing. He's the best guy around. He's a HOTTIE. Love ya Nick!!! *kiss* *kiss* xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
by emily123nicklover July 12, 2006
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Carter

A person you is very manipulative and sneaky so he can get all the girls. He is cute in texts but turns around and stabs you in the back. You find yourself falling all over him and you just can't hold yourself back. He never really knows what he wants so, he just goes for every girl in hopes he will like them. All the girls end up falling in love with him.
You know someone's a carter when you see it.
by Cheeseit26 January 19, 2014
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Cardenesque

Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.

Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.

The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Examples of cardenesque conversations

A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"

B: No

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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."

A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"
by theghostwhoneverlies May 17, 2009
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Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.
I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.
by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007
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