wank the crank 

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

stank and crank by jpatty! November 14, 2019

crank bank 

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.

setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.

crank bank by sansaman April 24, 2006

Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell

When you skeet across a bitch then immediatly choke her out; as if to hide the evidence.

Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked

Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell by Satchmotown October 22, 2008

crankin'

when bass fishing, crankin' describes casting a crankbait lure for bass.

I used a crankin' stick to burn that Lucky Craft lure and landed this 9 pound largemouth bass.

crankin' by legendX22222 February 5, 2009

Crank Space 

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

Crank Space by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010

Crankin'

working hard, lifting heavy stuff, usually takes place in the gym but can also be related to work.

"I was crankin' in the gym yesterday when my music died, bummer."

Crankin' by therealcking March 6, 2018