catlish

The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)
"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)
"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)

"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"

"Yeah. Classic catlish, there."

by Mister Toast January 7, 2007

catfished

having a relationship of any sort with someone on social media that isn't who they say they are, by using someone else pictures or living a totally different lifestyle than what they told you.

man, she catfished me

by trill_out May 19, 2014

catfight

catfight: usually used to describe two girls/women who are mucho pissed at each other, and after a few girly insults they fight, normally by scratching each other, slaps, pulling hair, and other cliched catfight methods.

note: men seem to find these catfights extremely amusing. perhaps, for the same reason that lame college guys have a thing for lesbians. the reason, exactly? we may never know.

Tori: Rea, did you really hook up with that loser Ty at Carson's party? You are such a slut!
Rea: Don't be a gossipy bitch.
Tori: What the hell did you just call me?!
Rea: A gossipy bitch. Which is what you are.
Tori: *slaps*
Rea: HELL NO!
*catfight*
Carson: Oh, dude! Chicks fighting!
Ty: Awesome!

by doesthatmakemecrazy? October 20, 2006

Catfishing for compliments

When someone lacking in confidence creates a hotter online persona to get attention from the opposite sex.

Morgan had low self esteem so she made a fake profile using her gorgeous cousin Heather's pics and went catfishing for compliments.

by Drinny5 September 6, 2013

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013

Coatfishing

Like catfishing, but when a person only has photos of them in a coat on their dating profile, so you wrongfully assume that they are in good shape.

Guy 1: "Bro, I met up with my Tinder date last night and she was coatfishing!!!"
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that man, you gotta be more careful next time"

by Michael Oxard February 2, 2021

pussy cat fish

When a female is a freak on the DM's but in person not about that life.

Alex: So are we doing what we were talking about through text?
Raven: NO? What do you mean?
Alex: You said you were going to suck my dick and lick my balls and asshole at the same time?!
Raven: No im not like that, we should get to know eachother first.

Alex: Bitch you PUSSY CAT FISHED me!!!

by NoGender2017 April 21, 2018