Bullshit Barnes

Quite similar to Hogan; Hates sports; Lies frequently, and is excessively fond of the PENIS.

Come on, Harrison, you know that's not true. Don't be such a bullshit barnes!

by bob335 June 11, 2011

bullshit quotient

The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.

That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.

by Cqah February 1, 2017

De Donde Bullshit

Term used to describe mexican gibberish that is classified as a bunch of bullshit.

Tell Juan to shut the fuck up with all that De Donde bullshit and learn to speak English!

by EIDT December 5, 2014

bullshit buccaneer

1. Any reprehensible or repulsive individual intent on destabilizing the delicate balance of the earth.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.

1. Yasser Arafat, bullshit buccaneer of the century, finally dead!
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.

by Alsir November 25, 2004

fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 5, 2004

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

triangle bullshit

This is when your blanket is in tangles and you cant get it fixed

"Tyler if you would make your bed in the morning, at nite you wouldnt have to deal with the triangle bullshit "

by KittyPotPie May 11, 2006