Blords

Blords is the broad category of when you mix up, or generally mess up your words or phrases in conversation.

This may happen in times we are thinking of two similar words or phrases at once, and the words come out combined. Or it can be when we say the inappropriate phrase as a quick response. Spoonerisms also fall under the category of blords, which is switching the first letters of two consecutive words

"Hi, how are you going?... Oh, whoops, I've got the blords."
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"Go put away the foldable chables... I meant the foldable chairs and tables. I've got the blords today."
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Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!"
Lisa: "Thanks, you too!" (Oh no, I've got the blords)
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"We can't cut the grass today because our mawn lower is broken... haha oopsie, got the blords."

by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024

Blornage

A meal eaten by clowns consisting of white bread and some sort of sugar topping. Blornage is traditionally deep fried, but sometimes blackened or even sauteed.

Chaim loves eating blornage for dinner, usually on a base of cotton candy with ranch dressing as a topping.

by Chanklin Bogel May 23, 2024

Blorf

A blob like character commonly used in games and short films

The game developer added a blorf to there game

by TheBlorfMaster May 23, 2024

Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

by Darke_Raine September 9, 2024

Blorborus

Another word for Amazing, usually used when someone did something amazing, or when something is REALLY awesome.

person 1: bro i got 10 kills
person 2: that is so blorborus bro

by SDHLa September 11, 2024

Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon

Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024