urban board

The governing body of the urban dictionary.

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.

by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013

street boarding

What you do when there is no available ski hill near you. A term strictly for snowboarders. Especially relevant after a snow storm. Must have hilly street avenues near your place in order to be completely effective. (Preferably no cars, please!)

Chick: Hey dude? Wanna go street boarding?
Dude: Sure. There's a sick load of snow on the streets.

by sporty_chick720 January 20, 2011

Ouija Board

A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.

Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes

by Commiie June 22, 2019

Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.

"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014

Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021