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Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
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Bacon Thrusting

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day
by Fudge Packer 3000 January 8, 2015
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Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.
"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".
by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016
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Bacon powder

Not to be confused with baking powder, it is kind of food that you have to eat on long backpacking trips.
Hunter:"What is this?"
Nick:"It's Bacon powder. Eat it or die."
by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020
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Musical Bacon

Musical bacon -
One who is very random, and unexpected of playing great music.
Example: That guy's a Musical bacon, i didnt knew he could sing like that!
by Mr. Anonapus November 19, 2009
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The Baconking Button

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread
Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”
by TheBroskii July 18, 2017
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trash bacon

Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.
Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?

Friend: Um, take out the trash.
by Sepiaskies January 20, 2018
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