baconking

a fucking dumbass that thinks he's funny by being annoying

shut the fuck up you ain't baconking

by nicked1337 June 15, 2025

The Baconking Button

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread

“Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

“I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

by TheBroskii July 18, 2017

Backing your fist

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off

Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!

by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

mans backing

to be someone elses bodygaurd, to stick up for them if someone else starts on them.

bob: come then bruv i'll bang
dave: nah you won't boi i'm his mans backing

by howard666 April 7, 2011

balconing

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

by balconer August 15, 2010

snow banking

The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.

Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet

Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.

by christmas ham February 20, 2011