Baltimore Breezer

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.

When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.

by Grizlatch November 30, 2006

Baltimore

A shithole city in Maryland that thinks it is Philly, but is nowhere near. Makes post-nuclear Hiroshima look like the land of milk and honey. It is the 6th most dangerous city in the US, whereas for all Philly haters, Philly is not even on the list.

BTW-DC is ALSO on the list, at like #4 or something.

Baltimore is a cesspot, and if you go there you'll get shot.

Baltimore thinks it owns Philly, but in fact, Philly will own it any day.


Crab Cakes suck ass.



Philly>B'more

by PhillyDude November 29, 2004

Baltimore County (B-more)

Baltimore County is one of the biggest countys in Maryland, and with that said that means there are alot of people there. It is very populated and you just can't catagorize the people there. There are the many private (some catholic) schools, where the girls/boys are told, taught, and raised to do one thing, and i'll be damned if they actually did. Most people think our Public School System is bad, but really the Private ones are worse. We have the areas like Catonsville where most of the kids dress, act and wish they were from howard county (just a mile away) but they arent because there parents cant afford it. Catonsville is where you have the punks and preps, but if ur not black you really dont try to be. Then theres Arbutus. <<Enough Said>> In Arbutus we have an overpopulation on wannabe-thug gangster white kids, but really they just try to hard. Its not exactly lower class, but the people there do a damn good job of making it look like it. In the surrounding areas its the same scene, Halethorpe, Relay and Lansdowne is just Arbutus times 10. If your not a wannabe-thug gangster with a 9mm or a 45 I recommend you not wonder down into what they call RiverView and the Highland Villiage. It might be the County ladies and gentleman but the folks living in this area did a damn good job of bringing the lower class population of the city across the line. There is much more of Baltimore County that I didnt mention, feel free to add!

Baltimore County (B-more) is nothing special... too big, too many ppl, too much to say, and no one truly from Baltimore can actually say it right... Its Bal-Ti-More!

by OrNot September 27, 2005

baltimoron

Someone from the western shore of Maryland visiting the eastern shore. They commonly tailgate and give the finger to locals while trying to drive to the ocean. Others will do the speed limit in the fast lane while talking on the cell phone.

"I can't wait 'til the summer is over and all these Baltimorons stay on their fuckin' side of the bay!"

by seajbee1979 September 24, 2007

baliwood

Getting a hardon from chicks you see in Bali.

That balinese chick totally gave me some crazy baliwood.

by piro September 3, 2004

baltimorean

Balt-ti-morean- a person born in baltimore but does raunchy an ratchet things, in addition participates in criminal activity, most have drama, few kids, cheaters, and more than one girlfriend

Do not talk to that boy girl he a baltimorean

Girl these baltimoreans done stole my damn wallet

by Dadon August 31, 2013

Blimo

Big fuckin' limo.

Rory: Hey Thom! Nice limo!

Thom: Limo!? This is a mutha fuckin' BLIMO!

by ooohhyouknow March 25, 2010