Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 13, 2009

Band Buffer

Person who performs sexual favors (usually oral) for all band members before live performance in order to settle nerves and anxiety.

My band buffer scaffed their teeth on my shaft, so I grabbed the baby powder and smacked a bitch.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy

Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."

by Railsplitter December 27, 2008

band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

by Eric October 9, 2003

Band kid

Someone who is obsessed with reddit or dead memes.

Band kid: -100000000000 social credits😡😡😡
Everyone: band kid.

by Jake’s dictionary December 21, 2021

Band Nerd

If you're the lead percussionist, you're probably one of them.

I have to go practice the marimba, chimes, timpani, xylophone, triangle, tabourine, and gong!!!!!! TO THE BAND HALL!!!! dundundundunduuuuuun! (Band Nerd Alert!)

by MyWHAT?!?!?!?! February 27, 2010

band snob

n. Someone who considers themselves a "true fan" of a band and is very very touchy about it. They are convinced that they are the band's best fans and see everyone else as less enthusiastic, less devoted, less knowledgeable, etc. A band snob is prone to hating on new fans: calling them fake or whatever. They also have a tendency to stop liking the band once they become "mainstream." This happens a lot with semi-obscure bands that suddenly become popular.

Ashley: Omigod I LOVE All Time Low so much!!!! They're sooooo awesome!

Pat: Please. You only know what, one song? I liked them back when they first started. And I hate all their new stuff, their other CD was so much better.

Ashley: Don't be such a band snob.

by ihatebunnies November 11, 2009