Northern Arizona University

University for Arizona residents that are too dumb to go to Arizona State or Arizona University. Only complete sub 70 on the IQ scale morons from out of state make the decision to go to this school.

I got a 640 on my SAT's so I'm going to Northern Arizona University

by Matt Smith October 14, 2003

arizona band camp

when schools don't have enough money to actually send the marching band away to a decent place for a week, band camp occurs at school. marching in 120 degrees and getting to know each other a little too well.

oh my gosh, arizona band camp is only 6 months 3 weeks, 2 days and 4 hours away!

by annonphester April 18, 2009

Arizona Snowball Effect

to suck off and give back to so many guys it becomes a given that the chick has choked/gagged multiple times and regurgitated the cum of one of the male's friends back on to the present males wang.

When Big Buck Hunter claims she's snowballed enough of your friends it'd cause a damn avalanche she's administering the Arizona Snowball Effect.

by Cell Bag City Special September 23, 2009

Arizona

Arizona is nothing but desert, A US State situated on the Southwest region of the United States and is known to be blazing hot especially during summertime. Arizona is also known to be very beautiful for its beautiful desert scenery including beautiful plains, mountains, cacti scenery, desert sunsets and for its drastic weathers. Arizona is home to Phoenix, a major city in Southern Arizona and 5th most populated in the US, along with its metro area which is one of the fastest growing and more populated in the US and is home to Tucson, one of the Top 100 US cities in terms of population. Arizona is generally a good place to live for those who enjoy the desert and what it offers. A lot of AZ residents are not fans of Arizona's heat, summertime heat especially and it's bipolar ass weather..

8:03 AM
AZ..
Sunny

9:04 AM
Thunderstorm with lightning

10:04 AM
Dust storm

11:04 AM
Sunny

12:04 PM
Cloudy

1:04 PM
110 degrees

-Damn you got some bipolar in you, Arizona !!

by exploding air plane 6969 August 20, 2017

Aziz

A bald Asian that looks like Buddha he hates it when people make fun of him because he looks Chinese

Look at Buddha (Aziz) he’s bald.

by Are you kidding me January 3, 2018

Arizona

The state you should never move to, unless you go to Sedona or Flagstaff. Most people move to Phoenix, where I live, and most wish they were back home, like I do.
Weather: Can't go outside during summer break, heat exhaustion comes very easily while exercising. The months are nice in the winter, but you never get any actual cold or snow. There are some kick-ass monsoons every once in awhile, though.
Crime: Huge crime problems, especially with auto theft.
Education: We're 49th--or is it 50th now?--in education in the U.S.
Drivers: Drivers here are about 100x worse than California drivers; everyone speeds, runs red lights, and you hear ambulances rushing to accidents at least once a day.
Pollution: With virtually no rain or wind, the air is stale and doesn't move, thus trapping huge amounts of pollution in the Phoenix area.
So, if you're planning on moving here, I invite you; if more people are here, then there'll be less people in the nice places where I want to move back to.

Me: Arizona blows; I want to move back to Oregon.
My friend Sharon: Arizona fucking sucks, I'm going back to Chicago.
My mom: I want to live somewhere that actually has trees.
Everyone I know: I'm getting the hell out of here once I can.
My stepdad: I love it here (he's always been a bit odd).

by Cosima Muija January 22, 2009

Arizona Plumpindinger

to plump ( shit ) on a females chest, nd exert the food of the shit and put it on the nipples, while drinking cow piss you throw up on the girls dog.

yo dude, my sisters boyfriend performed a Arizona Plumpindinger her and my dog is covered in shit!!

by bada dadaga January 10, 2009