Animal Rights

See Joke or Fallacy

First of all, don't get me wrong i support 100% for the protection and proper treatment of all animals on this earth. But Seriously...rights for animals? Animal Rights are a joke, simply because if we gave animals rights, they would inherent moral responsibilities along with it, since animals are not intelligent enough and/or don't have the cognitive ability to understand what moral responsibilites are. Also becuase moral responsibilities are a phenomena developed for humans by humans and will NEVER exisit or apply to any other species. In essence if animals were given rights "they would go to animal jail for shiting and fucking all over the shiting fucking place" (Pen & Teller) also for killing each other and other animals. Think about it, do you think humans REALLY really beilieve they should be compared and/or held equally or higher to a dog that likes to use its tongue as toilet paper?

Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.

Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.

by Ozzzz April 8, 2007

Animal

I know this definition will get voted down, because too many people here like murder, hate animals, and are overall idiots.

I always wanted to be an animal.

I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.
You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?
Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.

Chickens... Eggs and "poultry"
Cows... Milk and "beef"
Pigs... "pork"

Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...

Ahh, now that's a life.

by Vegan May 5, 2005

Animalism

1. The preference of one animal over another.

2. The act of being excessively biased/prejudiced to one animal over another
Similar to racism, just with animals instead of races

Mark "Bro, I dont care if it IS Thanksgiving, Im eating steak"
Jacob "hey thats animalism!"

Mark "Im a dog lover, so you and your cat can go f*** yourselves"
Sandy "you animalist! Sometimes i dont think you love me"

by karmcy November 28, 2010

emotional support animal

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.

by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

animal

someone who is very experienced in a sexual manner, and is very confident in sed area of talents.

wow he is such an animal!
yeah especially since he has new girlfriend to show off for

by BaBBii Gurll4xx June 1, 2010

Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.

"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."

by ketchfraize December 26, 2007

aíma

(noun) Person who loves the sight of their own or others blood; blood lover

"I can't believe she slits her wrists"
"She only does it because she likes the sight of their own blood. What that word called from Urban dictionary? Oh aíma!"

by .--------------------------. April 5, 2017