Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

AbsoluteFear

A 19 year old boy from Alabama who knows nothing other than simping on people. Listens to Justin Bieber for 24 hours non-stop, plays a legendary game called Minecraft. He doesn't play Roblox, because Roblox plays him.

G-Fuel: Yo have you heard of AbsoluteFear?
Tiny Tits: Oh that dude who sweats Spotify 24/7?
G-Fuel: Oh yeah that son of a skid. He declined our partnership and made his own fuel called "P-Fuel"

by iLikeVanillaDuringSex69 June 7, 2020

Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun

Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021