Abshole

An asshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. Abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn't mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.

- Person 1: Mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.

by kovarov April 13, 2014

Abso shitty music

Someone playing really bad bad music

Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF

by Kianc101 July 16, 2019

National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

by Gracie... April 20, 2021

absofugginadda

absolutley fucking nothing put into one word

person 1: what's up
person 2: absofugginadda

by Onion Man May 9, 2007

Absofuck

When you're so plastered that the word absofuckinglutely simply won't come out coherently, so absofuck serves as a sufficient replacement.

(Person A): Yo man are you sure you're straight to go to class? You can barely stand.

(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.

by Impeccable Lyricist September 29, 2010

absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

Absofuckinglutely

To strongly confirm.

Friend: Hey I'm having a party this weekend, you coming?

Me: Absofuckinglutely!!

by Jayshoc April 18, 2013