An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.
โ€œYouโ€™d better behave, or Iโ€™ll knock you from amazing grace to a floating opportunity!โ€
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An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023
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the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch
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The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"
James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by Avoci August 12, 2019
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women are above all so we deserve a day ๐Ÿ’˜
some random guy: โ€œhey itโ€™s international women are fucking amazing day what should we do?โ€

other random guy: โ€œwe should hype up women because they deserve the worldโ€
by mf.feminist September 5, 2021
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"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
by wriglae December 31, 2020
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