fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004

oh fuck nap

An oh fuck nap. Falling asleep with the intention of closing your eyes for a second only, then awaking several hours later accidentally.

My nano nap turned into an oh fuck nap last night.

by ryersonian August 17, 2007

brain fuck

The condition usually experienced after regaining consciousness after tripping your balls off (using LSD) as your mind attempts to recover. Symptoms include a feeling of general stupidity and the soreness one would associate with having a large phallus shaped object repeatedly shoved into the depths of the cranium, no lube.

Oh, brain fuck.
After dropping that dose last night, my brain fuck makes me feel as dumb as a fucking rock.
20 hits of acid will cause a serious brain fuck.

by theoneyiv December 6, 2009

fuck the shut up

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I'm bored. Let's go watch Barney.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck the shut up.

by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle March 25, 2009

flying fuck

An extended version of the word fuck most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

I don't give a flying fuck what your special rate is, I'm not buying you damn stuff.

by -JL June 1, 2006

trick fuck

v. trick fuck

To victimize, betray, cheat, or take advantage of by deceptive, manipulative, or fraudulent means.

First heard in Mid-Michigan Spring 2001

Damn, your sister just trick fucked me into going on a date with her ugly friend.

by Saginaw September 12, 2004

fuck trophy

a derogatory term for a child

man 1: "hey, i heard you have a kid with your girlfriend."

man 2: "yeah, it's my fuck trophy."

by minita July 30, 2008