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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
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Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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growing a sweater

When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.
Tommy: Dude are you cold or something?

Jim: Yeah man! Look, I'm totally growing a sweater.
by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013
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shiny anime sweat

Bodily phenomenom often observed in sports animes consisting in THE GUYS' SWEAT LOOKING LIKE HOLY FUCKING WATER WHAT THE HELL
SHINY ANIME SWEAT IS WEIRD AND GAY AS FUCK STOP IT PLEASE THIS IS A SHONEN
by tetsu2 December 29, 2014
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allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe
todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"
by pseudoef April 27, 2015
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allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe
todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"
by pseudoef April 27, 2015
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red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater
by 141ello December 30, 2016
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