towel job 

when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she'll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she'll never know ;)

Amanda wanted me to give her a rim job so i blind flodded her and rubbed a wet towel all over her sfincter.

towel job by Chloride April 22, 2003

blow job grenade 

where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick

"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."

"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"

blow job grenade by jake thurrett January 11, 2009

Nut job 

A person who doesn't see you cross the road and drives past without seeing you there, nearly knocking you over.
Can be found driving mostly vans.

That man is a nut job!

Nut job by Snow Guardian January 14, 2015

russian curb job

a russian curb job is when a person knocks out another person, puts their open mouth on the curb, with their teeth on the concrete, and kicks them in the back of the head, breaking many teeth.
(brains may come out, and head may flatten)

if you have an example, your sick...
Joe: so i gave this ass a russian curb job last week.
Devon: wow, dentures for life for that ass...

russian curb job by aceponyboy November 13, 2007

Jowell job 

Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells.

Uday recieved a jowell job from Martin. (AND HE LIKED IT)

Jowell job by Nick November 19, 2003

flake job 

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

flake job by D. Gould February 10, 2007

Rem Job 

When you hold someone upside down and give then a rim job.

Remy gave Julia a rem job, then she gave him one back.

Rem Job by app13s December 25, 2007