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Kiss and tell

to publicly share details of private interactions, especially sexual relationships, in a book, article, or interview.
This isn't a kiss and tell book
by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024
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Redemption of Tëlm

To redeem yourself. You can grow. Finding yourself and allowing yourself to grow and make a life for yourself.

You only have one life, live it your way. See what you want to see, do what you want to do.
by K1NG0FL1F3 December 2, 2024
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Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024
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Trauma from Telegram App

The specific paranoia and operational stress associated with the encrypted, channel-based messaging app favored for everything from niche fan clubs to, well, darker stuff. The trauma comes from the sheer velocity of information in massive channels (thousands of unread messages inducing anxiety), the constant low-grade fear of being in a group that might get raided or banned, and the whiplash between innocent sticker packs and stumbling into ideological rabbit holes with no content moderation. The app feels like a series of backrooms—some cozy, some deeply unsettling—and exiting one just leads to another.
Example: "He joined a Telegram channel for vintage synthesizer repairs. Two weeks later, after a labyrinth of forwarded messages and linked channels, he was seeing conspiracy theories about 5G and music theory. His trauma from the Telegram app is the feeling that no community is ever just about what it says it's about." Trauma from Telegram App
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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Outer Worlds Is Telefang

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Outer Worlds Is Telefang
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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