Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure

thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.

by SantaaClaus August 04, 2024

Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 10, 2024

Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 10, 2024

Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

by SomeOne4421 December 07, 2017

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

by SuperSocial December 23, 2013

wet weezle

When one jumps into a pool but naked and releases his or hers anal fluids

I did a wet weezle just the other day

by Tree face December 18, 2013

wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.

Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."

by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024