Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...

Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense

by iiv April 16, 2021

penis lynching

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.

Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!

by Janae's snatcher July 5, 2016

penis town

"im going to penis town" or "just got out of penis town" is two sentenses using the word "penis town". "penis town" is a way to say that something sucks, penis town is where you go when youre at the lowest point in your life. and where you got whatever sucks so badly.

after this im headed straight to penis town.

by penis townsman September 2, 2022

carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

penis pump

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car

"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."

by adam barto October 15, 2007