Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Sucks Monkeys Balls by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

sucks to be you 

A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.

Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...

sucks to be you by MikeyT June 18, 2004

cum sucking gutter slut 

female crack whore, that loves drinking cum for money.

Boquita is a cum sucking gutter slut.

cum sucking gutter slut by G. Jones October 7, 2006

Clock Sucker 

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

Clock Sucker by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

donkey sucking uncle fucker 

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

donkey sucking uncle fucker by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

blood sucker 

There are two types of blood sucker
1. The "leech" feeds off of another individual when they are strong.

2. The "vampire" feeds off of another individual when they are weak.

The leech is a "tag-along"
The vampire enjoys "kicking people when they are down.
This is the definition of a blood sucker

blood sucker by mortheus April 14, 2009

cock-sucking cowboy 

Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.

Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!

cock-sucking cowboy by claygirl May 23, 2006