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Elias Nathaniel 

Elias Nathenial is the sweetest, most cutest, dorkyest guy to ever exsist. He's romantic, kind, athletic, smart, and loves crazy socks. Elias Nathaniel is loves everything that starts with a P, pink, peguins, puns, piano, etc. One day, he will grow up to be the absolute best in any career he sets out to do.

If Elias Nathaniel is dating you, your one lucky girl, don't you dare let him go, you'll break him more then you'd know, and he deserves better.
Elias Nathaniel is an amazing ultimate frisbee player.
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The Navy 

A branch of the military that is a complete hellhole. You enlist, thinking that the bonus that your recruiter offered you will be a lot of money, but just adds up to an extra $2.00 a week. All of the other branches call The Navy nerds, while they're the only branch who never actually gets enough service to do nerdy things like play Fortnite or Minecraft. You are stuck on a ship for months at a time, and everyone is stuck to do every job because everyone is in the Army instead. People clog the toilets just so that the ship can't deploy, and all that does is summon YOU to plumb it, because that's Navy life for ya.
Sailor 1: Fuck, we're getting deployed again?
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
The Navy by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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yuta nakamoto 

Sexy, talented, epicly hot Japanese boy who looks like an anime prince. Hes seriously perfect.
"I cant stop fangirling over Yuta Nakamoto"
yuta nakamoto by BubblegumBats March 20, 2021

p. nalley 

p. nalley is the drunken form of partick nalley, who often gets drunk and destroys the draper house smokes dags and or fucks amy. p. nalley has also been said to have a threesome with big b and the asian
after finnishing a bottle of MD 20/20 p. nalley arrived and raped the nieghbors dog and killed it

Naked Mile 

An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked
Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come
Naked Mile by CC dynasty June 11, 2013

nadhirah 

She is so nadhirah!
nadhirah by katiee093121 May 12, 2009

nadya suleman 

a single, unemployed mother who lives in a 3 bedroom house with her parents.
she currently has 14 kids all under the age of 7. 8 of them are octuplets and she can not afford them because she was more concerned about being a woman with octuplets and getting the fame, than with being physically capable of supporting them
Wow look at Nadya Suleman taking all of our tax dollars to pay for her 14 kids!
nadya suleman by joakes March 3, 2009